Meet Man's New Best Friend.
Slick. shiny. and built to go the distance—Dick Polish is the masturbation cream that always shows up when you need it most. This oil-based formula is designed to melt effortlessly at body temperature. creating a smooth. long-lasting glide that's ideal for edging. gooning. or taking your time with some serious solo indulgence.
Crafted for extended sessions. Dick Polish doesn't dry out or disappear halfway through the fun. It's your ride-or-die lube that stays slick. keeps things friction-free. and leaves your skin feeling soft and polished.
Formulated with nourishing ingredients like Aloe Vera. Vitamin E. and Soybean Oil. this rich cream doesn't just feel amazing—it cares for your skin while you play. But keep it solo: as an oil-based product. Dick Polish is not condom compatible.
Proudly made in Canada. Dick Polish is your go-to choice for premium solo pleasure.
Key Features:
🧴 Body-heat activated: Melts into a smooth. slick cream upon contact
⏳ Long-lasting glide: Ideal for edging. gooning. and extended play
🌿 Nourishing formula: Enriched with Aloe Vera. Vitamin E. and plant oils
🚫 Not condom compatible: Oil-based—use for solo play only
🍁 Made in Canada: Crafted with care and quality
Ingredients:
Petrolatum. Mineral Oil/Paraffinum Liquidum. Hydrogenated Soybean Oil. Paraffin. Stearic Acid. Microcrystalline Wax. Tocopheryl Acetate. Canola Oil. Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract. Tocopherol. Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil.
